Why did the forex trader break up with their partner? Too many “losses,” not enough “gains.”

What’s a forex trader’s favorite animal?A bull... unless it's a bear market.

How do you make a small fortune in forex trading?Start with a large one!

Why don’t forex traders go to therapy?Because their stop losses already provide them enough pain!

What did the forex trader say to their bank account?“Hold on tight, it's going to be a volatile ride!”

What’s a trader’s least favorite TV show?Whale of Fortune.

Forex trader walks into a bar... sells the bar.

Why are forex traders so bad at dating? They can’t commit to a single currency.

What's a forex trader's favorite workout?Running from losses.

Why don’t traders ever take vacations? The market never stops, and neither do their anxiety levels!